[1.] Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?
The first time I kissed her was at Ivory Cats on 6th street.

[2.] What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?

Today? My parents bought me some pants.

[3.] What’s the number one thing that turns you on the most?
When Michelle gives me that look.

[4.] Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Early.

[5.] Tell me where you got each article of clothing you’re wearing?
Bottom to top: shoes – online, socks – Wal-Mart, underwear can’t recall, t-shirt – Wal-Mart, Shirt – Dillards, Jacket – Dillards

[6.] What’s the closest thing to you that is brown?
The wood floors in the house.

[7.] What would you change about your life right now?
My financial situation

[8.] Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
I don’t understand this question

[9.] What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
A carpet

[10.] Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
The people at AT&T.

[11.] Do you trust people?
Some of them.

[12.] If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Someplace with mountains and lots of trails to go run and explore. Colorado Springs, or Portland OR.

[13.] Have you ever been out of the country?
Technically, I’m out of the country right now.

[14.] Could you go a day without eating?
I would be really grouchy if I did.

[15.] How much do looks matter to you?
Some

[17.] When was the last time you had your hair cut?
About 1 week ago at this place called “Rock Star” on South Lamar. I’m not very keen on the results, but Michelle seems to like it.

[18.] Would you rather be mad or sad?
I guess it depends on the situation.

[19.] Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Yes

[20.] What’s the best feeling in the world?
Being loved and accepted

[21.] Are you close with your mom?
Oh yeah, I’m a momma’s boy.

[22.] Are your parents strict?
Yes

[23.] Do you tell your parents everything?
Yep

[24.] Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
Bird, although I swim like a fish.

[25.] Name fears you have….?
I fear no man.

[26.] If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
Walk.

[27.] Does the thought of marriage scare you?
Not any more.

[28.] How many kids do you want?
I’ve got two, and that’s plenty.

[29.] What’s your favourite colour to wear?
Red, although that’s a Chavista color. In it’s stead, I’m going to say black.

[30.] Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?
Mrs Opsmonkey.

[31.] What are you doing tonight?
Going to happy hour, then prolly home.

[32.] Would you rather be rich & sad or poor & happy?
That’s a hard one to answer. I’d like to try out rich & sad and see how that feels before I pick.

[34.] What would you do if you found a dragon egg?
Make the mother of all omelettes, or rear the baby dragon to do my bidding.

[35.] Do you get bored easily?
My attention span is so short I’d be surprised if I even finished th…

[36.] What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you?
Chew when they’re on the phone, or talk with their mouths full.

[37.] Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
I did, I can’t understand why though.

[38.] Do you wish you were famous?
Occasionally.

[39.] Do you make a wish at 11:11?
Why would I make a wish at 11.11? I’m confused

[40.] When you’re at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?
I do both, I lay out once I get tired of swimming

[41.] Who is the last text message you received from and what did it say?
It was from Mrs Opsmonkey, saying she wasn’t going to be able to make it to lunch

[42.] What are you freakishly obsessed with?
The interweb.

[44.] Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
I like going to the mall.

[45.] Can music affect your mood?
Absolutely.

[46.] What piercings do you want?
None

[47.] What tattoos do you want?
I’m thinking about getting something running related, like the count of marathons I’ve done.

[48.] Have you ever been in a cave?
Yes, I have.

[49] Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yeah, I ate the worms from a bottle of mescal.

[50.] Are you holding back telling someone how you really feel about them?

Nope