Random thoughts at random times » Venezuela

Much ado about nothing

Rafael — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:02:53 +0000

The whole thing ended like it started. It was nothing, and it turned into nothing. The wimps didn’t even bother trying to fight. What a p*ssy. Now, that little bitch chay-vez is going to go back crawling to Colombia, begging to let foodstuffs and other imports come into Venezuela. Good thing I’m not Uribe, cuz I’d make chay-vez sweat it out a little before opening my border up.

What a drone

Rafael — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:59:54 +0000

In Venezuela we have the saying “jala bolas” which, loosely translated means “c*ck sucker”. Daniel Ortega, the president of Nicaragua, embodies the sentiment of the phrase. He has now also broken off diplomatic relations with Colombia, following in line with Chay-vez and that other CS from Ecuador. Of course, since Ortega is the former head of a terrorist guerrilla group that took refuge in neighboring countries, completely ignoring the neighboring country’s sovereignty, Ortega’s declaration rings especially hollow.

What a band of jack asses. InVenezuela, Ortega and that other guy would be known as a “parranda de jala bolas”, meaning a “band of c*ck suckers”.

Bippity, boppity, boop

Rafael — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:24:40 +0000

This is how the demagogue of Venezuela will start the war with Colombia. Who he will kill, is still up in the air, but I’m sure that there are some people out in the Venezuela-Colombia border that he can kill with impunity. What will be interesting to see, is if all of those brain dead, greedy ass bags that are in cahoots with Chavez will stand by him.

I predict that before the end of this year, Chavez will attempt to invade Colombia, under the pretext of the argument outlined in that article. He will get his ass handed back to him on a platter. That is, if Chavez isn’t killed first. Well, maybe not so much the killed part since it appears that none of the people in a position to do precisely that have the testicular fortitude to do so.