My officemate has been complaining non-stop about her boyfriend today. She’s been going on and on:
“He hasn’t sent me flowers, all the other girls in the office have gotten flowers, how come not me?”
She also keeps asking me, what I considered to be rhetorical questions but are in fact, actual questions:
“How come he doesn’t care about Valentine’s day?”
Yadda, yadda, blah blah.
She just called her boyfriend and asked him if he liked Valentine’s day, and he said:
“No, not really. It ranks right there with President’s day, St. Patrick’s day, Groundhog day… I just really don’t care about it much”
She’s on the verge of tears.
Personally, I’d rank St. Paddy’s day well above Valentine’s day, but not above March 14th, which is Steak and BJ day.