Fiction post

This is part of a short story that I’m working on. A while ago, I posted a small excerpt from another story that I wrote. I have been meaning to post more stories, I just didn’t really think that they were any good. Today, I received a great compliment on my writing, so I grew some cojones and decided to post another excerpt from a different story. This story is tentatively titled “The Scheme.” This section, is from the beginning of the story and is titled “New Beginnings.” Without further ado:

The smell of the place struck him as awkward. The musty smell of the carpets on the wall, the incense, the music, it all combined to overpower the reservations that he had. The place was dimly lit, with hard wood floors and those musty carpets covering every square inch of wall.The place definitely had “atmosphere.”

“Something tells me that those carpets don’t get cleaned very often,” he thought to himself.

Despite that, he still managed to get a “This place is great isn’t it?” out that sounded legitimate.

“Yes” she answered demurely, which caught him by surprise.

This was their first date since having had a big discussion about how they needed to spend more time apart from each other. Basically he was told to find someone else who wanted to spend time with him. Of course, it doesn’t help that it was his wife that was doing the telling, and not just a friend or a girlfriend.

They ordered their appetizers or “apps”, as they liked to call them, back in a different time and place. Back when things were fun. Back when things were “fine”.

The waitress came to their table and left a bowl with something green in it.

“What is this green stuff?” He asked

“I think that’s the cucumber Jell-O” She posited.

“Oh… Do you like it?

“Yes, I do.”

“Well, you can have it all”. He didn’t like the texture of it, or maybe it was his nerves that suddenly robbed him of his appetite.

The relationship had deteriorated to the point where they could barely stand to be in the same room with each other. He really didn’t mind being told to find himself some friends to spend time with, since he really didn’t want to spend time with her either. After what seemed like an enormous amount of time, the waitress returned.

“May I take your order ma’am?”

“I’ll have the Lamb Stew”

“I’ll have the Lamb Shish kabobs”

“Lamb Kabobs” said the waitress

“Yes, Lamb Kabobs” he corrected himself.

This “date” was supposed to have taken place the night before. 10 minutes before they were to go out, she told him that she’d rather go out with her friends instead. Her “invisible” friends as he liked to call them since he’d never met them nor seen any evidence that they actually existed beyond hearing her talk of them. Never mind that they made the plans to go out earlier in the week, and talked about where they wanted to go for their “date”. He figured, he didn’t deserve that kind of treatment but he took it anyway.

When they first met, they couldn’t be apart from each other. They spent every waking and sleeping moment together. Just like any other couple.

That was all in the past now, The Scheme had gotten in the way.

The waddler

OK, this is a short story I wrote based on one of my passengers.  Please let me know if you’d like to see more like this or more in the older format.  I’m entertaining the idea of putting together a book with short stories.

“What is that smell?”  He wondered to himself.

“Oh my gawd is that her… it is her that I smell!”

The rather large, yet short woman that had just waddled up to the car got in after giving a heavy sigh. She was wearing pink shorts and an almost see through white shirt and she wedged herself into the seat behind him so he couldn’t really see her face.  He was thankful for that, since that meant that she couldn’t see his face either.

“Where are we going?” He asked as he turned on the meter.

“Just around the corner to Dairy Queen”

“Allrighty.” He put the car in gear and off they went.  He cursed under his breath that he was only doing a run to a fast food place.  He hated these kinds of trips since they were short yet time consuming.  Probably the least profitable of all taxi cab trips.  The only trips less profitable than these are the ones where he didn’t get paid at all.

Once the woman settled into the back seat, the smell just permeated the car to the point where he couldn’t breath.

Thankfully, the weather was cooperating by being at just the right temperature to ride with the windows down.  He rolled down the windows and inadvertently leaned out a bit so he could breath fresh air.  He was unaware that his passenger noticed.

They get to the fast food place, and the lady in a frantic voice exclaims:

“Could we please just go through the drive through?”

“Absolutely!” He replied trying to mask how thankful he was that she wasn’t going to move and therefore have to smell her again.

She places her order.

“I’d like to get 1 small Oreo Blizzard, and 2 small mint Oreo Blizzards and a Texas Size Dr. Pepper.”

They pull up to the window.

As they pull up, the puzzled employee wonders why he didn’t stop right at the window.  Her expression changed when she realized that the person in the back seat was the person that placed the order.  The look on the employee’s face turned somber at the sight of the passenger.

After the money was exchanged, he drove her back to her place.

On the drive there, he wondered if there were 2 other people at her apartment, even though he was pretty sure that there wasn’t. He wondered how a person could let himself or herself go and get into that sort of shape?  The woman was no taller than 5 feet 2 inches, yet easily weighed 400 lbs.

Her stench was not so much from not showering as it was from her not being able to reach under the folds of her skin to clean herself properly.  Not just clean her body in general but also her! ugh, the stench was overpowering and overwhelming.

They got back to her place, and she paid him.  She unfolded herself out from the back seat and there was the smell again.  The car bounced up as she got out.  He stayed for a moment as she waddled back to her door.  There were folds of skin in her legs and he could see the rolls of fat in her back as she waddled away holding her 3 ice cream treats and her 64-ounce soda drink.

Amazing.

He wrote down the numbers of the trip, and drove off.  With the windows down to aerate the car before his next passenger got in.