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What are you doing here?

in General Musings, Raves

Apparently, this guy walks into a brothel, and discovers that his beloved wife of 14 years works there.  The only thing this guy can say is “What are you doing here?“  It seems like the most appropriate reply would’ve been “Just polishing some knobs” or something along those lines. Social Bookmarking

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Of rentals and tennants

in General Musings

My girlfriend’s gramma owns some rental property over on the east side of town.  Every so often, they’ll come up for lease and I’m asked to list them on craigslist.  I do so because I’m a bit of a CL expert and I’m always up for winning brownie points.  I usually also manage the replies [...]

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Wednesday, slow ass day

in Taxi Stories

This was a very slow day.  I spent most of it parked reading my magazine than driving people around.  Most non-triumphant.  Here’s a run down: A 450lb guy that needed to go 5 blocks.  Seriously, he could’ve walked it and lost some weight in the process.  I’ll take his money, but damn. I parked at [...]

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