Random thoughts at random times » People

Woman Wakes Up To Bed Intruder

Opsmonkey — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:42:45 +0000

This is just crazy. Watch the first video, then watch the second one. Seriously, it’ll be worth the 5 minutes.

Here’s the first video:

I love how the reporters both keep a straight face. After you’ve seen the official video and gotten some background info, check out this next video:

Here are the lyrics in case you want to sing along:

Lyrics:

he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb–for real
the man got away leaving behind evidence
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

chorus

Funny Newspaper Headlines

Rafael — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:42:06 +0000

Some of these headlines are pretty old, but I think that they’re still pretty funny. You have to wonder how some of these got past editorial review, but then again, maybe there was no review.

Tiger Woods plays with his own balls

Bet that doesn’t smell too good

Wasn't there a Willie Nelson song to this?

Did you have to go there?

Remember, don't take poison folks

Allrighty then

I remember this one

You mean, they raided a gun shop, and there were weapons there? The horror!

Venezuela in the news

Rafael — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:29:34 +0000

Image via Wikipedia

So, I was perusing the BBC this morning in my usual “what’s going on in the world” sort of mode when I came across this article. It’s not the usual article that I’m so used to seeing about Venezuela, so I thought I’d share it on here.

The article was the featured “Today in pictures” article and it was about red devil festival. No, not the vacuum cleaners, but a folkloric festival celebrating people laying down their sins before the church and the church forgiving them. I won’t go into a whole deal about how it’s God and not the church that people should be seeking forgivness from, but anyway, it was a nice article.