Dunno about y’all, but after my Monday, I needed a laugh.  Here is what gave me the laugh:

Roger Clemens denial of canine juicing.

Roger, speaking on the dog’s behalf, said he thought there was a flea preventative in the syringe. Roger was never present at the time of the shots and was not aware the dog was sneaking out of the house and going to McNamee’s. Andy Pettitte’s dog said he wanted to do the right thing and released a statement saying he knew the Clemens’ canine was on the juice and had stopped running with him because of it. Well that and the fact that he couldn’t keep up anyway.