I almost forgot to tell you about this story. I picked up this couple and their guy friend on Friday night. During the ride downtown, they start talking and eventually the conversation turned to them talking about how their dog jumped on the bed the night before while they were trying to get their groove on. Here’s an excerpt/ paraphrasing of how I remember the story:
Husband: Don’t you feel that? (he asks this while they are infraganti delicto)
Wife: Um… feel what??
Husband: the bed shaking like that!
Wife: Um, no, what’s going on?
Husband: Sluggo (or whatever the dog’s name is) is humping my leg!
Their friend and I bust out laughing, I made the comment:
Me: I never knew that doggie style actually involved a dog…
Me: Seriously though, “do you feel that” is not a good question to ask a woman when you’re in the middle of you know what. I mean, how does she answer that question? We could be talking about throwing a hot dog down a hallway here, nodamene?
Everyone: more laughter