Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t wafer me.
Mexican Word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER

Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom
Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there’s not mushroom!

Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.

Mexican word of the day is Rectum
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.

Mexican word of the day is Texas
My ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at.

Mexican word of the day is Defender
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.

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Mexican word of the day is Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?

Mexican word of the day is Cheese*
My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy!
* This is the funniest one to me

Mexican word of the day is Brief
My homie farted bad that I couldn’t brief.

Mexican word of the day is Cashew
I tried running after you but I couldn’t cashew!

New words:

WATER
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

THIRSTY

So it was you I saw at Gualgrins buying Veeks last THIRSTY?

Added on 6/19/08
Urine – I was banging my ruca, she sceamed “URINE the wrong hole pendejo!”

Urine – Muevete a la chingada, URINE my way.

Pasturize – Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE.

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Inspired by a a hater post from someone named Janet, here’s one I came up with:

Mexican word of the day: Racist

My homie and I were getting to the race track, when my homes got pissed and said: “I told you we shoulda left earlier cabron, the racist started”

Mexican word of the day: Extinct

Whenever my ruca and I finish doing it, extincts like foot and ass

Change your chones, extincts like pacuso (pata, culo y sudor)

Mexican word of the day: Stunna

My ruca came in to get the kids, she asked: “Where are they?” I said “stunna”

Mexican word of the day: Ears and Oaks

Ears the $100 I oaks ya

Mexican Word of the day: Disney

Went to the doctor’s, he asked “where does it hurt” I said “dis knee”

Mexican word of the day: Deodorant

I opened the window, but deodorant gone yet.

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4″ stilettos and mask. He said, “You are the woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

Gives me a great idea for a book:

How to have sex with hookers and not go to jail.

Call them your girlfriend.