I almost forgot to tell you about this story. I picked up this couple and their guy friend on Friday night. During the ride downtown, they start talking and eventually the conversation turned to them talking about how their dog jumped on the bed the night before while they were trying to get their groove on. Here’s an excerpt/ paraphrasing of how I remember the story:
Husband: Don’t you feel that? (he asks this while they are infraganti delicto)
Wife: Um… feel what??
Husband: the bed shaking like that!
Wife: Um, no, what’s going on?
Husband: Sluggo (or whatever the dog’s name is) is humping my leg!
Their friend and I bust out laughing, I made the comment:
Me: I never knew that doggie style actually involved a dog…
Me: Seriously though, “do you feel that” is not a good question to ask a woman when you’re in the middle of you know what. I mean, how does she answer that question? We could be talking about throwing a hot dog down a hallway here, nodamene?
Everyone: more laughter
This is from Friday night. I picked up these 2 girls at around 3am. They get in and start talking about some Irish dude that was talking to them before they got in the cab. Apparently, this dude was trying to work his charm on these two ladies and it was not working. The night ended for him with them getting him a pedi cab and telling him to go home. The guy said “I’ll get in the pedi cab, if you come with me”. Guess that line didn’t work for him.
The best part of the whole ride, was them telling me about what happened the day before. The two of them were in San Antonio, at the riverwalk, enjoying a meal, when a woman walks up to the them and says to the tall chick “I’m going to pay you a compliment” to which the girl replies “OK.”
I wanted to tell you that I think it’s great that you walk so upright, being as how you’re so tall. I think it says a lot about your confidence.
You have lovely hair.
This girl has hair that reaches all the way down to the crack of her ass.
Have you ever considered donating it?
Actually, I’m getting it cut day after tomorrow and donating it to “locks of love”
Wow, that’s great! I used to have hair like that, and I donated it too when I cut it.
Yeah, my hair was so long that when I was on top, my hair used to tickle my husband’s b@lls.
Man oh man, friday night was interesting and entertaining all in one. I dubbed it “drunk girl falling down night” let me tell thee the ways:
- As I approached “The Brown bar” on 8th street, this girl was, I’m guessing, stepping off the curb when she tripped and fell. She fell into the street and on her ass. This guy jump off from the sidewalk and tries to lift her off the street and onto the sidewalk, when he trips over something and falls on top of the girl and into the street. All this happened, pretty much in front of my car. Good thing the light was red otherwise I would’ve had to clean up the front bumper on the car.
- On a different trip, this girl passed out on the ride home. A guy that’s with her pays me and gets out to go get her. He practically lifts her out of the car and props up against the fender. He takes a hand off her to close the door when she falls over. She literally went like a wet noodle and just fell over. I heard the thump when her head hit the floor. After letting out a big “Oh Sh#t!” this guy managed to lift her up off the floor and carry her inside.
- The last part, is sort of sad, in a way. I pulled up to this club and there’s a girl there talking to security. Just before I pull away, the girl comes over to the cab and gets in. She tells me what transpired. She was on a date, her first date with this guy that she met somewhere. Anyway, she tells me that the guy excuses himself to go to the restroom. Some time goes by, and she sees him being escorted out of the club by security. Well, it turn out he was selling drugs in the restroom, got caught and well there you have it. But get this, while security had him outside waiting for the police to show up, the dude got loose and took off running. Great first date eh?
Let’s see what tonight has in store.