Much ado about nothing

The whole thing ended like it started.  It was nothing, and it turned into nothing.  The wimps didn’t even bother trying to fight.  What a p*ssy.  Now, that little bitch chay-vez is going to go back crawling to Colombia, begging to let foodstuffs and other imports come into Venezuela.  Good thing I’m not Uribe, cuz I’d make chay-vez sweat it out a little before opening my border up.