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My list, stolen from Trojan

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I stole this one from Trojan. All the answers must only be ONE word

1.Where is your mobile phone? Desk

2.Your significant other? Michelle

3.Your hair? Curly

4.Your mother? Beachin’

5.Your father? Beachin’

6.Your favourite thing? Laughing

7.Your dream last night? fulfilling

8.Your favorite drink? Beer

9.Your dream/goal? happiness

10.The room you’re in? Office

11.Your ex? whateva

12.Your fear? Myself

13.Where do you want to be in 6 years? Chillin

14.Where were you last night? home

15.What you’re not? skinny

16.Muffins? blech

17.One of your wish list items? moolah

18.Where you grew up? worldwide

19.The last thing you did? lunch

20.What are you wearing? clothes

21.Your TV? HiDef

2.Your pets? none

23.Your computer? multiplatform

24.Your life? exciting

25.Your mood? stressed

26.Missing someone? always

27.Your car? Hilda

28.Something you’re not wearing? Shoes

29.Favorite Store? AppleStore

30.Your summer? Yeehaw

31.Like someone? YEP!

32.Your favorite color? Green

33.When is the last time you laughed? today

34.Last time you cried? dunno

35.Who will/would re-post this? someone

Friday Funny

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Fruit tags…

A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying “T.O.T.” Knowing that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked “Can someone explain what ‘T.O.T.’ means?”

Becky in the front row raised her hand to explain it means “To Our Teacher.”

The next morning the teacher finds an even bigger on her desk. This time there is a tag with “T.O.T.W.L.” written on it. She asks for an explanation for this note and Billy waves his hand to explain that means “To Our Teacher With Love”.

The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on her desk with a tag saying “F.U.C.K.” Her jaw drops and she screams “Who can explain this?!!”

Tyrell in the back row raises his hand and says, “Oh, that means ‘From Us Colored Kids’!!!”