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Bippity, boppity, boop

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This is how the demagogue of Venezuela will start the war with Colombia.  Who he will kill, is still up in the air, but I’m sure that there are some people out in the Venezuela-Colombia border that he can kill with impunity.  What will be interesting to see, is if all of those brain dead, greedy ass bags that are in cahoots with Chavez will stand by him.

I predict that before the end of this year, Chavez will attempt to invade Colombia, under the pretext of the argument outlined in that article.  He will get his ass handed back to him on a platter.  That is, if Chavez isn’t killed first.  Well, maybe not so much the killed part since it appears that none of the people in a position to do precisely that have the testicular fortitude to do so.

Groucho Marx quotes

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I love Groucho Marx. When I was younger, my brother and I used to watch Marx Brothers movies all the time. We called him “the horse doctor”, because in one of our favorite movies of his, that’s what he was. To this day, whenever there’s a Marx brothers movie on I always sit and watch some of it. Ah, the sweet memories of youth gone by. Here are some Groucho quotes for your enjoyment:

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” — One of my all time favorites.

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

“A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.” — One of my all time favorites.

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Another fave.

“I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” — All time favorite

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”

“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

I’ll stop now, but not before I give you one more…

“I never forget a face. In your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”