Two boys were playing football in the park of a small town in Texas. Suddenly, one of the boys is attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog’s collar and twists it. He breaks the dog’s neck and saves his friend. A sports reporter [...]
Browsing the archives for the Bastard tag
Why is it that people feel compelled to take a cab to their drug dealer’s house? I took this guy to his “buddy’s house real quick to pick something up” then back to his house. On our way there, the dude tells me that he just got paid yadda yadda and that he’s getting together [...]