Random thoughts at random times

First World Problems

Opsmonkey — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:11:21 +0000

These are all first world problems. I can relate to every, single, one of them. Specially the one about the chips. I hate that.

First world problems

Hippo Car

Opsmonkey — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 13:59:31 +0000

I saw this thing at the supermarket the other day. The entire car, save for this panel, was painted to look like a hippo. I don’t know why someone would do that, but the artist that painted the car actually signed his name to his work.

I guess a paint job like this serves, among many other purposes, to keep thieves from stealing your car. It won’t keep people from looking at the car, but it will certainly prevent people from wanting to take it on an unauthorized joy ride.

Hippo car

What I don’t understand, is why that kid squatting like that? Also, why is the hippo covering itself as if it were a woman that got caught skinny dipping in “the holler?” Also, the kid in the painting seems to have a huuuuuge ass. Look at how big that thing is. Maybe he’s a fishing midget or something.

Kim Jung Un Looking At Things – Zoolander Edition

Opsmonkey — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:49:02 +0000

This is an awesome homage to Derek Zoolander and his “Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.”

Not that Kim Jung Un is ridiculously good looking or anything even remotely like that.