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You Can’t Spell “Pimp” Without “imp”

10 Feb, 2012 in Jokes by

I cannot wait for Game of Thrones to come back for season 2. I read somewhere that the show’s nickname should be “everyone gets fucked over” but I don’t think that’s the best nickname for the show. I think the show’s nickname should be “you can’t spell pimp without imp.” I haven’t read the books, [...]

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Mustang With Pink Skunk Stripes

6 Feb, 2012 in Jokes by

I shouldn’t make fun of other people’s cars. Specially since my car isn’t driveable at the moment, but I won’t let a little thing like that stop me. Seriously, pink skunk stripes? Social Bookmarking

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Funny sound clip from Full Metal Jacket

12 Jan, 2012 in Jokes by

I love Sergeant Hartman. He’s one of my all time favorite movie characters. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “How tall are you private?” Cowboy: “Sir, five foot nine, sir!” Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?” Cowboy: “Sir, no [...]

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