I love Sergeant Hartman. He’s one of my all time favorite movie characters. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “How tall are you private?” Cowboy: “Sir, five foot nine, sir!” Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?” Cowboy: “Sir, no [...]