“Slap you so hard you’ll grow a beard”

Slap a beard
That’s why they call it a beard slap.
Given that it’s Halloween, this seemed appropriate. From the description of the video on youtube:
A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chiru in a song-dance routine similiar to Michael Jackson’s Thriller music video.
I love the lyrics.