I cannot wait for Game of Thrones to come back for season 2. I read somewhere that the show’s nickname should be “everyone gets fucked over” but I don’t think that’s the best nickname for the show. I think the show’s nickname should be “you can’t spell pimp without imp.”
I haven’t read the books, so I don’t know how the whole things plays out with the imp, but he’s one of my favorite characters on the show.
On the other side, “I have no gag reflex” is pretty good too.
I shouldn’t make fun of other people’s cars. Specially since my car isn’t driveable at the moment, but I won’t let a little thing like that stop me.
Seriously, pink skunk stripes?
I love Sergeant Hartman. He’s one of my all time favorite movie characters.
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “How tall are you private?”
- Cowboy: “Sir, five foot nine, sir!”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?”
- Cowboy: “Sir, no sir!”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?”
- Cowboy: “Sir, Texas, sir!”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”
- Cowboy: “Sir, no sir!”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Are you a peter puffer?”
- Cowboy: “Sir, no sir!”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “I’ll bet you’re the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”
