I saw this thing at the supermarket the other day. The entire car, save for this panel, was painted to look like a hippo. I don’t know why someone would do that, but the artist that painted the car actually signed his name to his work.

I guess a paint job like this serves, among many other purposes, to keep thieves from stealing your car. It won’t keep people from looking at the car, but it will certainly prevent people from wanting to take it on an unauthorized joy ride.

Hippo car

What I don’t understand, is why that kid squatting like that? Also, why is the hippo covering itself as if it were a woman that got caught skinny dipping in “the holler?” Also, the kid in the painting seems to have a huuuuuge ass. Look at how big that thing is. Maybe he’s a fishing midget or something.