It may help if you know a few words of Spanish, or if you live somewhere where they speak Spanish, but regardless, I think these are quite hilarious. Enjoy!
Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t wafer me.
Mexican Word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER
Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom
Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there’s not mushroom!
Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.
Mexican word of the day is Rectum
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.
Mexican word of the day is Texas
My ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at.
Mexican word of the day is Defender
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.
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Mexican word of the day is Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?
Mexican word of the day is Cheese*
My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy!
* This is the funniest one to me
Mexican word of the day is Brief
My homie farted bad that I couldn’t brief.
Mexican word of the day is Cashew
I tried running after you but I couldn’t cashew!
New words:
WATER
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
THIRSTY
So it was you I saw at Gualgrins buying Veeks last THIRSTY?
Added on 6/19/08
Urine – I was banging my ruca, she sceamed “URINE the wrong hole pendejo!”
Urine – Muevete a la chingada, URINE my way.
Pasturize – Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE.
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Inspired by a a hater post from someone named Janet, here’s one I came up with:
Mexican word of the day: Racist
My homie and I were getting to the race track, when my homes got pissed and said: “I told you we shoulda left earlier cabron, the racist started”
Mexican word of the day: Extinct
Whenever my ruca and I finish doing it, extincts like foot and ass
Change your chones, extincts like pacuso (pata, culo y sudor)
Mexican word of the day: Stunna
My ruca came in to get the kids, she asked: “Where are they?” I said “stunna”
Mexican word of the day: Ears and Oaks
Ears the $100 I oaks ya
Mexican Word of the day: Disney
Went to the doctor’s, he asked “where does it hurt” I said “dis knee”
Mexican word of the day: Deodorant
I opened the window, but deodorant gone yet.
Mexican word of the day is “anus”the other day me and my homies were driving around and the cops pulled us over and asked us did you all just robbed a bank and we told him” a man it anus”
thank you♥ these were kewl like beans
yes sarah, they are kewl like beans…they’re almost as kewl as rice.☻
Kids were asked to come up with a sentence using the words “liver” and “cheese”. The mexican kid wrote down: “The boys next door are always bothering Juanita and so I tell them, HEY! “CHEESE” my sister “LIVER” alone!
thats a good one sam i am
jew joint…my car broke a jew joint
I don’t get it, what’s a “jew joint?”
Mexican word of the day: HERPES
My friend and I went to get pizza, she got HERPES and I got my piece.
use the words PINK, GREEN and YELLOW in a sentence.
the phone go green-green green-green so I pink it up and say yellow!
It’s pasuco not pacuso that doesn’t sound right…. It’s pata sudor y cola
Maybe where you come from, but where I’m from it’s: Pacuso for “pata,” “culo” y “sudor”
Budwiser- I was driving with my friends going home from the bar when we got stop by a cop and the cop asked us “Have you been drinking?” and my friend said
“BUDWISER”? HE-HO-LAY!!!!
The word of the day pea’s- I went up to the car and asked if I could pea’s have a ride
Mexican words of the day, Liver & cheese
Hey Vato, liver alone, cheese mine!!!
BUDWISER- Me nd ma homies were crusin dwn the street nd then we got pulled over by the pigs nd i was like BUDWISER?????
Mexican word of the day: PIKACHU
My dad took me and my bother to Payless,
he told us to PIKACHU
its footlocker and its only me no bros…daniel villafranca…………………………………………………………..mexican word of the day chicken……me and my roca went to a spurs game she was going for the lakers so i told her chicken kiss my ass
Mexican word of the day: APPEAL.
My wife is so fat when I carry her to bed it feels like Im walking appeal.
wats my cheese called, not cho cheesee!!!!!
Budwisier ppls.. Thts not funni… This is…
Yo homie, that lady there has a tight body.. Budwisier face so ugly?!!
mexican word of the day..PIKACHU
boy talking to girl after he got busted peepin thru a hole*
“hey its not my fault my hormones told me to PIKACHU”
thank u selena for that joke.. XD
cuz i didnt understand the rest
mexican words of days: consult and calculator:
i eat beans con salt then i caca later.
Mexican Word of the day: Sheet. I told my teacher I had no sheet to draw on, she said I need to bring my own sheet to class, she won’t let me come back until I get my sheet together.
lol:)
lmao! thanks y’all these made my day
Mexican word of the day – Tequila
I was mad at my wife so I pushed her over a cliff tequila.
Mexican word of the day is: WOODEN CHAIR
My primo had a box full of cervezas, and he WOODEN CHAIR.
That cracked me up
Mexican word of the day….chupiz
Me and me homie were out having a beer when he started getting a boost and me drink over and I told him..chupiz a shit!
Mexican word of the day “Herassment”
My ruca caught me cheating on her, I told her “no baby her ass ment nothing.
Bodywash:
I want to go to the movies, but no bodywash my kids.
Chicken Wing:
My wife goes to bingo so chicken wing big money
I LOVE THIS WEBSITE, IIM LAUGHING HARD
CHILE……i ask my mom to let me go to the movies & chile me go!!
Well about the pacuso its really pasocu…. “patas” “sobaco” (not sudor) y “culo”…
Word-Herpes:
Me and my friend share pizza I got my piece.and she got herpes! (Her piece!) Lol
It’s PACUSO. Patas CULO y sobaco. PENDEJOS!! no es sudor! O si no fuera Pacusu. Pero fuera de allí. Some where funny.
Mexican word of the day: Jewish
We’re headed to the bar, Jewish you could come!
Mexcian word of the day- funck
Me and my primo were heading to the store and my ma told us to take our little nephew and i told him to hearry the funck up.
Badasss!! hahah
Does any body else picture George Lopez talking while reading these?
JULIY.! Julyer.!
Mexican Word Of The Day:Sleeping
I was walking in the ina rain.And I keep sleeping in the mud.
Mexican Word Of The Day: Cantaloupe
Hurry Maria .Come down so we cantaloupe tonight.
haha lmao ju lyer funk off beach
I Member sayinn Pink-Cheese-Green-Goes meaninq Pinchis Gringos!
all the timee
Pikachu!
The other day my mom took us to payless and said,”orale cabrones PIKACHU!”
MWOTD; *BARIUM* my kids pet rat died so I had to barium.
WI FI The other day my wife got mad and I told her, vieja wi fi can we just get along. WI FI(why fight)
MWOTD; *RUSSIA* i’m not trying to Russia, but if you don’t hurry, we’re gonna be late!