I’m getting married. Not to Michelle, but to this other chick. Don’t tell Michelle cuz she’ll be really angry.
Of course, I could go into more detail about the whole thing, but then I’d ruin the surprise about the wedding and the wedding planning. Seriously, here’s the skinny about this. I’ve been watching a lot of wedding shows and just got the bug to get married. Alas, Chelle doesn’t want to get married, so I found a different solution.